I swear, no Roman empire
Ellen DeGeneres.... just in case
Ellen DeGeneres.... just in case
Ellen DeGeneres.... just in case
You could make an argument that it dates back before this since you have a crossing of viking culture and the byzantine roman empire (*wink*) but at that point you could even bring it further to the first roman empire but why stop there ? Why not go further ? The roman empire follows the republic itself following the kingdom, the transition being heavily inspired by the athenian one but then you have cultures in Greece that largely predate the city-state kind of paradigm of ancient greece (think Mycenaean or before) and since the alphabet is heavily inspired from proto sinaitic itself stemming from hyeroglyphs you could trace it back all the way to the egyptians near prehistoric time with the genesis of the hyeroglyphic writing system and at this point Genesis is not so far (or if you are normal : fish doing weird thing like evolving but fish being a group term for everything and anything is another parenthesis and this slide is already somehow long)
You could make an argument that it dates back before this since you have a crossing of viking culture and the byzantine roman empire (*wink*) but at that point you could even bring it further to the first roman empire but why stop there ? Why not go further ? The roman empire follows the republic itself following the kingdom, the transition being heavily inspired by the athenian one but then you have cultures in Greece that largely predate the city-state kind of paradigm of ancient greece (think Mycenaean or before) and since the alphabet is heavily inspired from proto sinaitic itself stemming from hyeroglyphs you could trace it back all the way to the egyptians near prehistoric time with the genesis of the hyeroglyphic writing system and at this point Genesis is not so far (or if you are normal : fish doing weird thing like evolving but fish being a group term for everything and anything is another parenthesis and this slide is already somehow long)
Short story long : We start with the advent of the Romanov dynasty and thus,
Tsarist Russia
Ivan the terrible !
Ivan the terrible !
Rurik in origin (no time to explain)
Ivan the terrible !
Kills
Ivan the terrible !
Kills
Ivan Ivanovich (son of Ivan)
Ivan the TERRIBLE !
Kills
Ivan Ivanovich (a bit on the nose)
Ivan the TERRIBLE !
Marries
Anastasia Romanovna
Ivan the TERRIBLE !
Marries
Anastasia Romanovna
in 1547
Michael ROMANOV
Reigns
the green blob
in 1613
Michael ROMANOV
Reigns
the green blob
in 1613
66 years after
Michael ROMANOV
Reigns
the green blob
in 1613
66 years after
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE
Michael ROMANOV
Reigns
the green blob
in 1547
In 1848
In 1848
(also on a Feb. 21st coincidently)
This Uni Bonn Alumni said :
In 1848
(also on a Feb. 21st coincidently)
This Uni Bonn Alumni said :
Eat the rich !
Seize the means of productions !
This Uni Bonn Alumni said :
Eat the rich !
Seize the means of productions !
Engels co-authored
This Uni Bonn Alumni said :
Eat the rich !
Seize the means of productions !
History doesn't care as much
August 1917
Nick 2
Russian empire
September 1917
Nick 2
Russian empire
September 1917
Nick 2
Russian republic
July 1918
Quite Headless Nick
Russian republic
December 1922
Quite Headless Nick
Russian Union of the Soviet Socialist RepublicS
April 1924
Quite Headless Nick
Russian Union of the Soviet Socialist RepublicS
Weapon
Weapon
Note : This is debated, although a lot of people think that facilitating the transfer of huge amounts of weapons allowed group such as al-Qaeda in Afghanistan which ultimately become hostile to the US is a form of blowback, nothing points to direct aid from the US to bin Laden or his allies.
Gerard Way
Gerard Way
Gerard Way
OMG THIS IS AWFUL
Gerard Way
Stephenie Meyer
He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be
The savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
Damn ! That's good !
Makes me think of vampires, and a love triangle somehow ....
Stephenie Meyer
E. L. James
E. L. James
E. L. James
I like it but what if the story was spicy and shit
E. L. James
Nevermind the vampires actually,
let's go full smut
What if I casted the least talented actress I could think of to play the main character ?
What if I casted the least talented actress I could think of to play the main character ?
What if I casted the least talented actress I could think of to play the main character ?
I promise
On Ellen's show
On Ellen's show
How was the party ?
I wasn't invited
On Ellen's show
Actually no,
that's not the truth Ellen
On Ellen's show
I did invite you
and you didn't come soooo...
On Ellen's show
I did invite you
and you didn't come soooo...
On Ellen's show
*bullshit fake excuse*
On Ellen's show
*bullshit fake excuse*
HISTORICAL EVENT !
Many people came up to say how much of an asshole she was
Many people came up to say how much of an asshole she was
Many people came up to say how much of an asshole she was
From her own Wikipedia
THE TERRIIIIIBLE !