From the fall of an empire to the fall of an empire

From the fall of an empire to the fall of an empire

I swear, no Roman empire

Do you remember this person ?

Do you remember this person ?

Do you remember this person ?

Ellen DeGeneres.... just in case

Do you remember this person ?

Where is she !?

Ellen DeGeneres.... just in case

Do you remember this person ?

Where is she !?

Ellen DeGeneres.... just in case

Why don't we see her anymore ?

It all started ....

It all started ....

  • 150,535 days ago

It all started ....

  • 150,535 days ago

It all started ....

  • 150,535 days ago
  • basically  412 years ago (Feb. 21st, 1613)

It all started ....

  • 150,535 days ago
  • basically  412 years ago

You could make an argument that it dates back before this since you have a crossing of viking culture and the byzantine roman empire (*wink*) but at that point you could even bring it further to the first roman empire but why stop there ? Why not go further ? The roman empire follows the republic itself following the kingdom, the transition being heavily inspired by the athenian one but then you have cultures in Greece that largely predate the city-state kind of paradigm of ancient greece (think Mycenaean or before) and since the alphabet is heavily inspired from proto sinaitic itself stemming from hyeroglyphs you could trace it back all the way to the egyptians near prehistoric time with the genesis of the hyeroglyphic writing system and at this point Genesis is not so far (or if you are normal : fish doing weird thing like evolving but fish being a group term for everything and anything is another parenthesis and this slide is already somehow long)

It all started ....

  • 150,535 days ago
  • basically  412 years ago

You could make an argument that it dates back before this since you have a crossing of viking culture and the byzantine roman empire (*wink*) but at that point you could even bring it further to the first roman empire but why stop there ? Why not go further ? The roman empire follows the republic itself following the kingdom, the transition being heavily inspired by the athenian one but then you have cultures in Greece that largely predate the city-state kind of paradigm of ancient greece (think Mycenaean or before) and since the alphabet is heavily inspired from proto sinaitic itself stemming from hyeroglyphs you could trace it back all the way to the egyptians near prehistoric time with the genesis of the hyeroglyphic writing system and at this point Genesis is not so far (or if you are normal : fish doing weird thing like evolving but fish being a group term for everything and anything is another parenthesis and this slide is already somehow long)

Short story long : We start with the advent of the Romanov dynasty and thus,

Tsarist Russia

Little family parenthesis :)

Little family parenthesis :)

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Ivan the terrible !

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Ivan the terrible !

Rurik in origin (no time to explain)

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Ivan the terrible !

Kills

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Ivan the terrible !

Kills

Ivan Ivanovich (son of Ivan)

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Ivan the TERRIBLE !

Kills

Ivan Ivanovich (a bit on the nose)

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Ivan the TERRIBLE !

Marries

Anastasia Romanovna

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Ivan the TERRIBLE !

Marries

Anastasia Romanovna

in 1547

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Michael ROMANOV

Reigns

the green blob

in 1613

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Michael ROMANOV

Reigns

the green blob

in 1613

66 years after

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Michael ROMANOV

Reigns

the green blob

in 1613

66 years after

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE

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Michael ROMANOV

Reigns

the green blob

in 1547

Until...

In 1848

Until...

In 1848

(also on a Feb. 21st coincidently)

This Uni Bonn Alumni said :

Until...

In 1848

(also on a Feb. 21st coincidently)

This Uni Bonn Alumni said :

Eat the rich !

Seize the means of productions !

Until...

This Uni Bonn Alumni said :

Eat the rich !

Seize the means of productions !

Engels co-authored

Until...

This Uni Bonn Alumni said :

Eat the rich !

Seize the means of productions !

History doesn't care as much

Until... (after 70 y)

Until... (after 70 y)

August 1917

Nick 2

Russian empire

Until... (after 70 y)

September 1917

Nick 2

Russian empire

Until... (after 70 y)

September 1917

Nick 2

Russian republic

Until... (after 70 y)

July 1918

Quite Headless Nick

Russian republic

Until... (after 70ish y)

December 1922

Quite Headless Nick

Russian Union of the Soviet Socialist RepublicS

Better know with

April 1924

Quite Headless Nick

Russian Union of the Soviet Socialist RepublicS

Fun fact parenthesis

Fun fact parenthesis

  • The Russian Empire's anthem was 'God save the Tsar'

Fun fact parenthesis

  • The Russian Empire's anthem was 'God save the Tsar'
  • The Russian Republic anthem was the 'Worker's Marseillaise'

Fun fact parenthesis

  • The Russian Empire's anthem was 'God save the Tsar'
  • The Russian Republic anthem was the 'Worker's Marseillaise'
  • Although USSR is in Cyrillic is CCCP, the shortening CC was quite taboo as it is the Russian abreviation for Schutzstaffel

Fun fact parenthesis

  • The Russian Empire's anthem was 'God save the Tsar'
  • The Russian Republic anthem was the 'Worker's Marseillaise'
  • Although USSR is in Cyrillic is CCCP, the shortening CC was quite taboo as it is the Russian abreviation for Schutzstaffel
  • France did absolute monarchy better

Where the fuck we going ?

Jump straight to the Cold War

Jump straight to the Cold War

Jump straight to the Cold War

Jump straight to the Cold War

Jump straight to the Cold War

Reagan

Jump straight to the Cold War

Weapon

Weapon

Weapon

Weapon

And Then

And Then

Note : This is debated, although a lot of people think that facilitating the transfer of huge amounts of weapons allowed group such as al-Qaeda in Afghanistan which ultimately become hostile to the US is a form of blowback, nothing points to direct aid from the US to bin Laden or his allies.

Gerard Way

Gerard Way

Gerard Way

OMG THIS IS AWFUL

Gerard Way

Stephenie Meyer

He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be
The savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"

Damn ! That's good !

Makes me think of vampires, and a love triangle somehow ....

Stephenie Meyer

E. L. James

E. L. James

E. L. James

I like it but what if the story was spicy and shit

E. L. James

Nevermind the vampires actually,

let's go full smut

What if I casted the least talented actress I could think of to play the main character ?

What if I casted the least talented actress I could think of to play the main character ?

What if I casted the least talented actress I could think of to play the main character ?

To the last chapter

To the last chapter

I promise

To the last chapter

On Ellen's show

To the last chapter

On Ellen's show

How was the party ?

I wasn't invited

To the last chapter

On Ellen's show

Actually no,

that's not the truth Ellen

To the last chapter

On Ellen's show

I did invite you

and you didn't come soooo...

To the last chapter

On Ellen's show

I did invite you

and you didn't come soooo...

To the last chapter

On Ellen's show

*bullshit fake excuse*

To the last chapter

On Ellen's show

*bullshit fake excuse*

HISTORICAL EVENT !

This led to

This led to

Many people came up to say how much of an asshole she was

This led to

Many people came up to say how much of an asshole she was

This led to

Many people came up to say how much of an asshole she was

From her own Wikipedia

Thank you for the attention !

Thank you for the attention !

THE TERRIIIIIBLE !

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